1) ("Of course it does, what have I done to deserve
this? Okay, so I may not be as interesting as Demyx 
or outspoken as Axel but I have feelings, I am not a
monster!")

2) ("What? People collect stamps and comic books and stuff, 
I collect socks, I'm not the only one who
collects weird things around here, not that my sock
collection is weird, and I like to make sock puppets 
and put on a show for my fellow Organization members once in a while.")

3) ("Well don't tell anyone, but I'm not really evil so 
I like to sneak out at night to Twilight Town every so often 
and do good deeds, and I do so by disguising myself with 
a pair of underwear over my head and
becoming Underpants Man, and making sure never to
speak lest the Organization discover it's really me.")

4) ("What accent? My friends understand me perfectly so maybe 
you should brush up on your English if you have 
a problem understanding me.")

("Thanks for the interview, makes a change from 
being ignored and overlooked all the time.")